Relax. It is a bit. I bought joefenti.com, I did not steal it, and you can have it back the second you want. This note just needs thirty seconds of your attention. This is the note. yes, really
I am a marketer. Instead of a cold email that opens with "quick question," I bought your domain and built the website you would actually want on it. For free. As a joke. Every button on it is switched off, on purpose. Keep reading.
PROOFOFLIFE
joefenti.comPreview · every button off
JOE FENTI · LIVE
Boston comedian. Debut hour, Partner, streaming now.
Tour dates
OCT 03
The CabotBeverly, MA
OCT 11
Union StageWashington, DC
NOV 07
The Bur OakMadison, WI
Never miss a show in your city
Your website, alive and well, currently in my custody. Three dead buttons. That is roughly 600K followers with nowhere to spend their money. still breathing
MYDEMANDS(they all help you)
1
A tour page that sells.
Every post ends in a ticket link, not just a like.
2
A home base that works 24/7.
Not a Linktree held together with vibes.
3
Email that fills rooms.
A list that shows up when you are in their city.
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood domain-napper,
BRITTANY
Real person, genuinely good at this, alarmingly committed to the bit. Consider the whole website the audition.
Send one word back. Reply and you get your domain back either way. Worst case, you got a free website out of a stranger.
Goes straight to one inbox. The only button on this whole page that works.